Thursday, March 8, 2012

Fuck Facebook...Hello Blogspot!

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Greetings from the Hill.

Mad Jack was back....

on the 'Big Mac,
in the 'West Wing.

Love Lane Jack watched the oldman,
on the 'Jeffrey Special',
in the 'East Wing'.

The east wind had blown away the clouds,
another sunset in Paradise,
the classics from Havana,
clean windows and empty chairs...
a house without sorry stories.

"Quietude was the privacy of the privileged,"

mused the Blogist,
when the oldman shuffled into the President's Room,
smiling about Obama.

After thirty seven years in the same bedroom.

From Ford to the Fuckhead!

From prosperity to DEBT.

Middle Class Upward Mobilty,
MBS and CDS AND CASH .... under your dress!

"Women have ruined the American economy!"

The wind ceased and the palms were still.

"My heavens...not the toxic derivatives
rotting the vaults of the New York Federal Reserve Bank
or crooked commodity contracts in Chicago,
not hedge fund shorts on EU bonds
or waffling by the ISDA...
not even the plot of 'the City of London'
to destroy the US currency,"
offering alternative possibilities
to an age old plot.

"Wives knowingly encouraged the 'dilemma',
demanding granite table tops....
for take out pizza,
gentrification for the Asses,"
Conchs living in queer houses
keeping up with the Gayes,
the oldman watched 'it' all.

And made up lies.

Mad Jack thought he would print T shirts
and pay the bills for a year
to keep the oldman alive...
done 'it' before,
do 'it' again,
historical prints in halftone
on a classic garment,
a Key West Original,
of course!

Time was running short...
three weeks left.

"Where's the fakeing rent money,"
growled the madone
watering the balcony Oregano,
pissed with painter promises.

Giggling plumpy girls pass by in bikinis
charging Daddy's card for Spring Break
at the local bars and restaurants,
not exactly like ten years ago...
much dumber with that voice
immitatingly irritant.

"Dumb like Mom...the financial engineer!"

Pretty hard to get on a rant after three months
of ignoring the lies and deceit of politics,
George Bush was a college cheerleader
Obama is a bottom feeder...
Two more unlikely Commander in Chief's
as Leaders of the Free World
for a Free Market.

"We gotta grow this economy....right here,
in Washinton...which is why I spent this year...
three trillion dollars on great projects
and took in two trillion in revenue...Hehehe,"
grinned the King of Assholes.

"You cannot be a great actor
without being a perfect liar,"
laughed Tyne Daily with Charlie Rose.

Must suck being on the Morning Show.

A million families in USA are comfortable,
Ninety nine million aren't...
how many cars on the block
"Did you leave the keys in the lock?"

"The Insurance Companies are in colusion with Women,"
barked the oldman going downstairs
to sand the studio floor.

Above the Horn,

Within the Reef,

Getting older.

2 comments:

  1. I'm voting for you for President. We'll doctor your birth certificate.

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  2. LOL. Still ranting homophic, racist, anti-Obama crapola....at least you are still alive.
    I thought you probably got kicked off Facebook. Too bad you don't rant about Wall Street and how the banks have ruined the country. Someone might actually read your rants then.
    Too bad you didn't stick to prinint t-shirts. It always was what you did best. You got crankier in your old age. Must be that condition they call "wet brain"

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